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mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

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fuckyeahdementia:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[tastefullyoffensive:ryanwmchenry]

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adasyd:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

What if he has very low standards and anyone that can fit into his clothes and can afford them are beautiful to him?

He looks like he could be Donatella Versace’s brother

carnivaldog:

thedailywhat:

Dramatic Reading of the Day: If Morgan Freeman Read the Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Comedian Josh Robert Thompson reads the infamous sorority girl e-mail rant in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Note: this video contains profane language; viewer discretion is advised.

Oh god, laughing so hard XD

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procyoblog:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

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newhappything:

Keep your eyes on the cross

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ultrasadism:

beautiful palm trees on google earth

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princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant

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arkcatox:

Aaaaand sourced: Plastic Nee-San. What a strange anime.

2nd gif might just be my favorite thing ever

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